Wtaf are these shoes?

[SunsetBeetch]

I love the adverts that pop up on Mumsnet sometimes.

What's ugiler than a Christmas onesie with a bum flap, I hear nobody ask.

These. Fucking. Shoes.

(Things get interesting from the second photo onwards.)

I do not understand. Although I'm pretty sure that's not what "peeptoe" means.

www.vitkac.com/gb/p/tabi-peep-toe-pumps-maison-margiela-shoes-436361?utm_source=google&utm_medium=free_clicks&utm_campaign=GMC_free&typ_kampanii=pla&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7MW23bah7gIVc6WFCh0iIwxxEAEYASACEgIqS_D_BwE

But they are a bargain! Reduced from over £700

Wtaf!!! & the price

If you want black spit-toe footwear with a good brand name but a modest price tag...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/ONeill-Wetsuits-Split-Wetsuit-Boots/dp/B01M1I1X6N/ref=sr11_10?dchild=1&keywords=Windsurfing+boots+toes&qid=1610840189&sr=8-10

They are right up there with the mankini and those pyjamas with no arse when it comes to unflattering, aren't they?

Wow. I feel like these are one of those things I want to erase my eyes from seeing.

Camel toe...

Mr Tumnus

Anyone who had Sindy in the 70s will recognise these shoes.

I keep getting pop ups for the bum flap onsie after following a link on here
The flap isn't in the right place to use the loo so what is it for?
Anal is the only thing that spring to mind

I clicked the link and now feel ill 🤮

Oh my christ Camel Toes!

@Candiscophonous

Oh I love them. The black versions especially. All the hip skinny young things were wearing them a while back on Instagram. I am not a hip skinny young thing though sadly.

Woah really?

I would worry about the potential for blisters.
And you couldn't wear tights with them

Still, I'm glad someone is catering for fashion-conscious fauns.

@SunsetBeetch , really!

😂🤣🤣

Maybe with the right accessories they could work ...

Am literally crying with laughter here and that never happens! Mr Tumnus 😂😂😂

This thread has to go into Mumsnet Classics..

@OutwiththeOutCrowd

Maybe with the right accessories they could work ...