What can your Alexa hear?

[nevernotstruggling]

Whoever monitors mine must be bored out of their mind...all it hears is me shouting at the dog and meal times. Except the dds ask it to sing and fart sometimes. And tell jokes. All she gets from me is 'Alexa put kitchen roll on the shopping list....'

‘Shit that hurts’
‘where’s your ball’
‘Set an alarm’
‘Stop barking’
‘Ouch, fuckit’
I have arthritis and a dog!

My children screaming at each other most of the day. Me shouting and swearing. Luckily she seems to be unable to understand my Scottish accent

Getting her to understand what I’m blathering on about is usually a feat, I have a Welsh accent

Mine doesn’t understand me unless I use a welsh accent. I’m not Welsh