Suggestive names, please :)

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I like making toiletries and other beauty products from scratch, and I'm making some as a gift for my foul mouthed sister .
I need some subtly rude product names for the following:
Ultra thick hand cream (I'm thinking of Motherbutter, for hands)
Hair mask
Clay face mask
Bath salts
Room/Linen spray
Lavender and chamomile rollerball

Hit me with your best suggestions

DH bought me this......

Ooh I do like Sit On Your Facemask, Besom 😂

😂😂😂 Pantherrose

Palavah I cant think of creative juices in any other way now 🤣🙈

Moist Motherbutter

Ultra thick hand cream - Hand Job
Hair mask - Spunk Face
Clay face mask - Slag Face
Bath salts - For F*ck's Soak
Room/Linen spray - Fresh Swear
Lavender and chamomile rollerball - Calm Down Dear

Bastard salts
Rollerbollocks to that
Spray it to my face, B1tch.

Hand Relief for the hand cream.
Bukkake Babe for the hair mask.
Cream Pie for the face mask.
Room Spray can be Airbrush Your Farts.
Rollerball can be Rollin’ Bitch Face.

😂😂😂😂
I'm in danger of snorting my tea up my nose!!!

What about an accompanying note with all the instructions and ingredients on?

I'm torn between For F*cks Soak and Sit or Wallow but the ingredients could include Jizzmine, Ylong Ywang and Flapatchouli

Hankypankincense, Mehh and Golddigger? (I do have some gold mica glitter!!)

WAP for the bath salts?

Call me naive but what does WAP stand for? Dont know if I dare to google after Bukkake 🤢😂

Wet Ass Pussy