80s (or thereabouts) song lyrics thread 19 🎉

[CoffeeBeansGalore]

Thread 19 🎉🥂

Come on over

Post some lyrics of a song from 70s, 80s, 90s (may push slightly either way) with the decade & we will try & guess the song & singer

@Honeyroar
@ClearingSpaceOnTheTrophyShelf
@Fleamaker123
@FlouncingBabooshka
@shinynewapple2020
@xsquared
@Willow2017
@Iggi999
@ThatLibraryMiss
@CrepuscularCritter
@NeedToKnow101
@perditaplum
@TwigTheWonderKid
@idlevice
@midgeghost
@WhipperSnapperSteve
@CarnageAtTheElfsXmasParty
@AJumpedUpPantryBoy
@zaphodbeeble
@everythingisginandroses
@FortunesFave
@Bluesheep8

Apologies if I have missed anyone. Let me know if you spot any omissions.

I’m a bit worried about Needtoknow.

I might call you Troph (pronounced a bit Yorkshire like trough)

Heavy shiny

@Honeyroar

I’m a bit worried about Needtoknow.

I might call you Troph (pronounced a bit Yorkshire like trough)

I'll take it monster

@ClearingSpaceOnTheTrophyShelf Don't panic, get the defibrillator (it's ok, I've been trained!)

Needtoknow is a tiny bit dead at the moment. I'm hoping its just temporary

[quote CoffeeBeansGalore]@ClearingSpaceOnTheTrophyShelf Don't panic, get the defibrillator (it's ok, I've been trained!)[/quote]
Rushes in with a wine bottle don't have a defibrillator, coffee. Will this do?

@if it stops you panicking, open it up . . . .

[quote CoffeeBeansGalore]@if it stops you panicking, open it up . . . .[/quote]
shakes empty bottle

There seems to be a hole in it coffee. The evaporation is very bad round here wipes wine drool from mouth

It's ok, she's breathing.

starts digging grave ⚰🥀

I’m a bit worried that Needtoknow has actually disappeared off the thread while this has been going on. Has troph found out where she lives? Is this Narnia real??

I imagine @NeedToKnow101 is happily drinking Baileys and watching Netflix and if she's popped on to this thread at all, she's taken one look and hastily retreated .

[quote Honeyroar]I’m a bit worried that Needtoknow has actually disappeared off the thread while this has been going on. Has troph found out where she lives? Is this Narnia real??

@shinynewapple2021

I imagine *@NeedToKnow101* is happily drinking Baileys and watching Netflix and if she's popped on to this thread at all, she's taken one look and hastily retreated .

I feel quite bad cos she is was the only one on here who took my spreadsheet/coolness ladder seriously

I took it seriously

"Here's Johnny...!"

Yayyy, welcome back @NeedToKnow101

I keep thinking I'm being followed, but it's just my expanded arse

😂😂

Phew, you’re ok!

@NeedToKnow101

"Here's Johnny...!"

Oh fuck!

@Honeyroar

Phew, you’re ok!

Dazed and confused (#pissed). Confident she won't notice for a couple of days

(Which gives me time to hide the evidence)

Can't f*%king believe not only did ShelfElf kill me, but to add insult to fatal injury, she let Pantry get into my knickers ..
Sociopathic Killer Pimp ..

She better watch out
She better not cry...
I'll get revenge on ShelfElf by Xmas songs..

I think that ShelfElf might be a writer too, but if she is she's Sophie Hannah.. so nerr (dazed and concussed so not making much sense)...

Ah. Needtoknow. You're awake. That's good --kinda- wipes brow

I've found you a lovely room-mate. I'm assured all her own teeth, and hardly any body odour. I'm sure you'll get along famously and good for your career prospects