It's a Christmas miracle!

[Belleende]

My 5 y.o. & 3 y.o. Have been upstairs happily playing together now for 48 mins. I have managed to fold a load of washing and sit down and have a cup of tea in peace, with some realllly nice biscuits. Might try and sneak in an episode of masterchef. Ahhhhhh.

Is there a nice big tub of Sudocrem they can reach? If you smear it on everything it looks like snow, and that can take a long time and be very absorbing if you do the carpets, too. 😈

"That happened just after we bought a shark vacuum cleaner on a mumsnet recommendation and it was and still is a piece of shit."

I suspect my neighbours heard me this morning telling my Shark that it is officially the worst vacuum cleaner in the world .

I imagine that if it did manage to suck up any beanbag balls, it would immediately spew them out them out again when you switched it off.

My partner went full Basil Fawlty on our shark after it spewed out everything it had just sucked up for the umpteenth time.