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[TruiColours]

the above user asks a question and you give an answer which has nothing to do with the question

i will start

how are you?

I like the colour but it makes you look fat

What is that on top of the wardrobe?

You will want 1 tablespoon of unsalted butter to 2 tablespoons of plain white flour. If you want to be even more precise, you want 1 weight unit of butter to 1 weight unit of flour (say, 10 grams - 10 grams), but I find that the 1 Tbs - 2 Tbs ratio works fine and is much easier to measure.

What's your all time favourite film?

The jar of pickles thats been sat in the back of the fridge for about a year.

How many tentacles does an octopus have?

Strawberry watermelon tango

Not if it's bleeding, no.

Where did I put my banana?

Red with a hint of purple

Where on the planet is it midday now?

Try using wood chip rather than clay, as your cat may prefer it.

What are you planning for the weekend?

Squirrels are members of the family Sciuridae, a family that includes small or medium-size rodents.

Can you recommend a film for me to watch tonight?

No apparently capers are not tiny fish. Who knew?

When’s the last garden bin recycling date?

Interviewer - Answer me the following questions about a b c d

Politician - no answer and praises the interviewers question about being absolutely right to ask the question but slates the previous government about doing nothing about other issues not connected to a b c d.