Wrong answers only

[TruiColours]

Simple , the above user asks a question and you give a wrong answer

I will start

What did you have for breakfast?

Greasing the slide in the playground with the waxed inside of bread wrappers so we'd go faster. Then flying off the end on my arse right across the gravel surface, skinning the backs of my legs and both bum cheeks.

What should I watch after Strictly tonight?

A playlist containing 103 Minecraft Letsplays, and you can't sleep until all 103 videos are finished

What's your favourite type of chocolate?

You sexy thing

What theme should I decorate my 3year olds room

Resident evil

Can I get your number?

Of course it's 999

What tv series should I start next ?

Last of the Summer Wine.

Who do you think you are?

Pamela Anderson.

If a tree falls in the woods, do you think my toilet is clogged?

I think your nose is clogged.

Have you been to the Candy Shop?

Only with your grandmother in tow!

Do pigs fly?

Only the pink ones.

Donald Trump is coming for dinner - what will you cook?

Dishcloths and old socks

Who ate the last of the Pringles?