Things that piss you off...

[Snaileyes]

Pot holes

Extortionate council tax

Bin men that don’t take the rubbish because the lid is up a bit

Dogs not on a lead.

People throwing their little dog shit bags on the floor by a litter bin that’s already over flowing with dog shit bags.

When some one holds the door open for me and not even that close.

People that don’t say thank you when I’ve held the door open for them because if I let it swing back behind me it would hit them in the face.

People smoking in the car whilst kids are in it - even with the window down.

People who set their car headlights to 1000, guess I'll just be blinded then, lovely.

Threads getting zapped that i thought were real..I'm looking at you didn't know i was pregnant lady

People in general.

Dogs off of their leads in public places.

People that pull out suddenly at a junction then proceed to drive at a snails pace.

People not social distancing.

Having to walk past smokers when I bring my food shopping home.

People in big cars/vans that park next to my small car, which makes it difficult for me to see even if I’m parked forwards.

People driving big cars/vans/lorries ect who think they own the road.

Traffic jams.

People who don’t clear their tables in fast food restaurants.

People who are successful when they are shit human beings.

People who spit outside on the floor or out of their car window.

People who blow their nose or clear their throat noisily.

Noisy eaters.

People who shout when they talk.

People in general....

Just people in general.

And Instagram influencers. Especially the ones who get shitloads of stuff for free when they could afford to buy it.

Windy days. I hate my hair getting blown over my face and into my eyes and mouth.

Trousers put into the laundry basket inside out with pants still attached

Coming downstairs in the morning to find the side/sofa littered with the debris from DH's midnight snack.

Slow walkers who drift across the pavement. Hurry up or get out of the way.

Employers who dont answer emails and are so flakey.

People who don't say thank you when you let them out of a side street / when you hold a door open for them.

Dog haters
Cat haters
People who hate dogs projecting fear into their brats who scream when my dog on a lead passes by without even looking at them.
People who come on mumsnet to talk primarily about dog shit

People who agree with the fuckers

@SeasonallySnowyPeasant

I'm with you there. And having to fold up the throw, throw away the debris and plump up the sofa cushions with dh's head indentation still there.

People in general -some suck the very life out of you
Noise any kind
Running out of wine just when the shops have closed
Traffic
Stinky smells
Hot weather
Ring pull things you get on bottles of olive oil etc and those key things on corn beef that always snap off
The silly plastic bits on packaging that you have to chop off
Running out of choccy biscuits

Not being able to sleep at night when I am so tired in the day. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Insomnia

Lockdown and Covid

People that think their shit doesn't stink and the are better than anyone else,yes I'm talking about the school mum clique that act like their lives are so perfect and yet at least two from a particular group have very unsavoury backgrounds before they moved to where they are now.

Dc not shutting any kitchen cupboard doors after them

Wet towels left on the floor or in the tumble dryer but not turned on

Making pack lunches x 3 every day because none of my dc ever want school dinners

Thinking of tea every single day

Life's victims who post everything on Facebook for the "you ok hun "brigade to then suddenly be the happiest person in the world

Folks going into raptures about ‘new Pjs and hot chocolate’ for Christmas Eve. Even worse is the twee ‘something you want, something you need etc’ that is regularly trotted out grrr

Dp snoring very loudly 10 seconds after his head hits the pillow

Contents of dishwasher (clean) spread around every surface, randomly.

Dog poo bags left on the pavement so that people tread on them or push buggies through them, also in the gutter so you step on them when crossing the road.

Sounding car horns instead of getting your fat arse out of the car and ringing the doorbell.

Resealable packs that rip when you open them which means they won't reseal.

Arseholes that speed over speed bumps, but not when I hear their car crunch and scrape as they do it, that bit is good.

Bastard outside lights left on all night to shine in our windows.

Finding that an entire box of eggs has big red bits in them, and all the You Tube cooking videos have perfect non blobby eggs.

People who use their hands to mix food while wearing chipped nail polish.

People that don’t pick up their dogs poo
People that choose to own dogs that they cannot control (I regularly walk past a woman with a massive dog that is practically dragging her along the pavement)
Virtue signallers
Bullies
People that abuse positions of power
People that deliberately go out of their way to bring other people down in order to make themselves appear better

People who enjoy their dogs jumping up, so the annoying fuckers do it to everyone.

Oh and ageism seems to be on the rise as well. I keep hearing the phrase ‘boomer’ more and more. ‘Ok boomer’ etc. People seem to forget that they will be old one day as as well. It’s as if your life has less value and opinion doesn’t matter so much if you are older. I’m actually dreading old age because of this.

my sister and how incredibly selfish she is. and everyone else in our family who enables it and laughs at her behaviour and says "oh, its just *twatface. shes always like that"

*names may possibly have been changed to protect identities. or they may not have. who knows.

Conspiracy theorists
Selfish parking (blocking access etc)
Pavement cyclists
Drivers & cyclists that don’t indicate
People that don’t distance
People without manners
People proud of their own ignorance
People

Really strong perfume- it doesn’t make you smell nice- it just gives other people a headache.

People who let their off lead dogs run up to my on lead dog. There’s a reason one of my dogs is on her lead, and the other is off.

People who swear a lot in public. My kids don’t need to hear that, thank you.

Anxiety that wakes me up at stupid o'clock :(.

Council tax which is 1/3rd of my salary. I don't have a large house, just a low salary.