Toilet roll standoff 😭help

[TheEmojiFormerlyKnownAsPrince]

I live with 3 adults and a 14 year old.

Whenever l go to the toilet there is NEVER a toilet roll. NEVER! Plenty of tubes but never a roll.

I am the only person who ever appears to get a replacement one. Therefore l have to ask, what the rest of my family are wiping their backsides on.

There’s never even a half finished one. Just an empty one. Every . Time.

[Mummyoflittledragon]

Oh god that Izal paper, it smeared the poo around! Just a little light reading in the history of the use of paper for bum wiping. wellcomecollection.org/articles/XOsAeBEAAEMRUqpd

Perhaps you should channel the 1950’s and make your own loo roll out of newspaper, hide the soft stuff.

[joystir59]

My elderly mil lives with me and has one of those loo roll stacking devices with a dispenser on the top. She always leaves the empty roll inner on top of the stack of new rolls. I put it in the bin every time as it annoys me seeing the empty roll per her there. Well I've just had a lightbulb moment! I'm.going to just leave the empty tubes and so eventually she will have to put them in the bin. Let's see what happens. Lockdown excitement!

[joystir59]

When I was a kid my gran had magazine or newspaper pages threaded on a piece of string for you to wipe your bum on. Very like Izal in effect. Awful days.

[TheEmojiFormerlyKnownAsPrince]

Roll under the floorboards!!!!! Desperate measures!😂