Is it just me that thinks there's something off about this champagne advert?

[BewareTheBeardedDragon]

Every time I see this advert I think the joy they have found is a good spot to hide the body. Is it just me? There's a corpse under that blanket...

😆 That is a very unfortunate camera angle, I won’t be able to unsee it now!

You're welcome!

And the strapline 'delight in every moment* a picnic in a corn field would be a delight so they must be doing something undelightful to warrant the emphasis

And there's only one bike- I can't imagine getting a backie (other regional variations exist) through a bumpy cornfield is pleasant!

The woman rode the bike with the picnic while the man carried the body in blanket over his shoulder.

Who's under the blanket?
The DW?
The DH?
The curtain twitching neighbor?

They're both quite young - I'm going for unfortunate flatmate who tried to blackmail them with compromising photographs

I love this!

All it needs now is Theresa may running through the field carrying a spade.

Theresa May?? Ah, is the field somewhere near Maidenhead? Do you recognise the fiends?