Never has my username been more appropriate than right now!!
Just fucking shut my thumb in the car door....fuck knows how!
There was much swearing!! 
It hurts like fucking hell, has cuts on both sides and is swelling nicely.
I can move it, but not use it for anything that puts weight on ..... not sure if that means it's definitely not broken??
Have cleaned the cuts and held an ice pack on it but it's not really done anything.
I'm a fucking dick and it really hurts!!
Just wanted a whinge and maybe someone to tell me if I need to get it looked at!?