Where is the Vagisan for men? (lighthearted sort of)

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I am getting increasingly stabby with a day time advert for a cream that apparently (according to the earnest female "doctor" fronting it) helps with chaffing and irritation caused by sweat and urine in the vaginal area.

I can't help thinking that there should be a cream for men to help them overcome issues such as balls sticking to their legs (especially in this weather) and irritated foreskins. So where is it? Why is it not being advertised a trillion times a day fronted by an earnest male "doctor"? Hmmm?

Agree. And all these ads for thrush treatment. Just bloody go to the pharmacy, people! No need to have ads on TV for it all.

Sat watching TV with ds 11 at 8 pm the other night watching an ad for erectile disfunction ffs!!
Not sure who chooses the ads!!

I always think this about “intimate feminine wash”. Can’t imagine DH self reflecting and deliberating over the male version up in the supermarket.

You are definitely on to something there.
Society wants to shame women for normal bodily functions, while men have the same functions but ...

Wasn’t there a spoof ad for peni pads, for those annoying little drips? Must be 30 years ago.

Agree 100% op.

Amazon sell below the belt range but no ads on tv - yet

Peni pads you say..... could be my brilliant new business

I completely agree op. Surely ball sacks get way sweatier than the average vadge.

yep. and the ads for thrush treatment never mentioning that sexual partners also need to be treatedat the same time...

Surprised nobody has created an ad for:
The Penis Beaker..
Every bedside table should have one....

...helps with chaffing and irritation caused by sweat and urine in the vaginal area

What the actual? Does anyone actually suffer from this supposed chafing? I may get a bit of thigh chafe as I'm a chubster, but fanny chafe? Never.

Surely if your fanjo is all sweaty and uriney you'd just, you know, wash it or something, rather than slabber cream all over it?