What’s the silliest reason your child has had for not going to bed?

[RosieLemonade]

Last night DD3 couldn’t possibly sleep as there was two small bottles of hair serum in her bedroom rather than one.

DS once said " I don't want to go to bed, I'm tired" 😂

DD said she couldn't go to bed because her eyes, her ears and her mouth were not tired yet

One little sleep avoider I know once shouted for me because...

"I can't remember the words to the song I'm singing in my head"

My pyjamas are too small
I don’t think I brushed my teeth enough.
My bear keeps looking at me.
The door is not open enough.
The door is not closed enough.