Too juicy for my shark... other memorable ads?

[SeasonallySnowyPeasant]

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I've been singing this all day! It must have been on TV more than 20 years ago.

What random ads do you remember from back in the day?

Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out there's a Humphrey about.

Too orangey for crows.

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

Course you can, Malcolm

For mash get Smash

The Milky Bars are on me

You’ve been tangoed

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club.

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.

Oh and the soft mints advert where there was a soft man walking down the road and the song was singing about mr soft or something?
You really started something here OP

You know when you've been tangoed and chicken tonight are such classics.

Full moon, half moon, total eclipse for Jaffa Cakes too.

The Guinness one with the surfers and horses

Also remember all mentioned as well.

Does you do or does you don’t take Access

Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face
With mild green Fairy Liquid!

My favourite of all time.

But any Hamlet cigar advert was good too.

Pea and ham from a chicken? Now that's clever.

@PinkBuffalo

Oh and the soft mints advert where there was a soft man walking down the road and the song was singing about mr soft or something? You really started something here OP

Hey Mr Soft Can’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living Is so soft?

Milky Way - the red car and the blue car had a race...

BELLY'S GONNA GET YA

The Kit Kat ad with the roller skating pandas.
Um bungo (it's all about the sunny funny one they call Um Bungo)
Fly fishing by JR Hartley, I used to feel sad for him

Can't actually remember what the advert was for...

@donutpretzel

Can't actually remember what the advert was for...

Reebok

Bird's eye potato waffles, they're waffley versatile...

Oh, and "Do the shake 'n' vac" I loved that when I was a child. I still sing it when I'm hoovering

Hey Mr Soft
Can’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living
Is so soft?

Not quite @Mamette

Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange? Mr Soft, how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged?

Creepy advert but I only watched it the other day after a similar conversation!

I always thought we didn't watch much ITV as a child but my head is full of so many advertising jingles that we must have done. I sing them all the time to the bemusement of the kids. Many of those already mentioned, also:
Make room for the mushroom
We hope it's chips, it's chips
Trio! TRIIIIIO!
Ooh, ooh Vitalite
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
Daddy or chips?

I thought the belly advert was for Nike. Whoops.

The make peas mushy one. Bachelors? Do you remember the pod? Back on the farm?

I can't remember what brand it was but the catchy tune was
"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight" and I'm pretty sure it was Ainsley Harriet in the adverts.

"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat, a finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat, it's full of Cadbury goodness (!sugar and fat!) and very small and neat, a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"
Also "A Mars a day helps you work rest and play"
Dating I think back to a time when maybe people still remembered not getting enough calories during rationing so you could still get away with "nutritious" equalling "calorific"

I don't know, it's all covered in mud.