With the lockdown basically ending in England on the 4th July, who wants to join me having a last day slumped in an armchair, drinking wine and stuffing their face with takeaway - given that nowhere nice is open and we can just about get away with telling ourselves that we're being encouraged not to go out!! Weight gain and terrible hair is mandatory at this point and is a badge of honour rather than a sign you've "let yourself go". Will you join me in a kebab/Chinese eaten off your lap, in your filthy home, washed down with whatever you have in the cupboard, one last time?? Before the hairdressers and restaurants reopen and normal standards of common decency are restored 