Can I tell you my latest news? (Poss TMI)

[MsSlightyConfused]

I’m 40. And I’m calling the dr on Thursday (well, she’s calling me) so I can ask for some estrogen vaginal cream. 😔

My vagina eats my DP’s penis alive. Not in a good way. A bit like he’s having sex with a cheese grater.

I’ve kind of been in denial for a while but it’s unavoidable now I think.

Have put this is chat just because I don’t know who else to tell!!! Sad but, is this the kind of thing one brings up with girlfriends?!

So that’s that. The beginning of the end.

Sorry for your loss

Thanks for the info

I for one will sleep better tonight knowing that

Eats it alive?
I always thought growing up would be so much fun

Like a triffid fanjo?

Cathedral City Mature?

I think I've seen a horror film with the same plot.
TBF I thought getting chin hairs was the new low .

Have you seen Teeth?

Sorry to hear about your venus fly trap of a vagina. Mine leaves dh's todge in one piece but devours itself soon after through the medium of thrush and uti's. I asked my dr to prescribe me something after our last interlude left me sore for a week; I use ovestin now but it's too early to notice a difference. I'm 48, very horny and angry with my vag for not co-operating.

Sorry to hear about your cheese grater vaj and good luck with the cream 🤞

@GertrudeCB what is with the chin hairs?! I turned 41 in March and it seemed to be the age to make them sprout, I swear I would have a full beard by now if I didn't pluck them 😫

@Wilberforce1 I know, the buggers seem to spring up overnight Plucking them is a full time job

Chin hairs can fuck off. The black ones aren't so bad imo because you can see them to pluck them out; worse are the blonde ones with the texture and thickness of wire that you can feel with your fingers as they sprout but can't see to pluck cos your eyes have gone to shit too.

The black ones that show before being long enough to pluck are the worst.

I swear if I get a chance for reincarnation I’m coming back as a man

@seekingwaxwings

Chin hairs can fuck off. The black ones aren't so bad imo because you can see them to pluck them out; worse are the blonde ones with the texture and thickness of wire that you can feel with your fingers as they sprout but can't see to pluck cos your eyes have gone to shit too.

Me too, and not just the blonde ones, the silver ones are invisible until they're about a foot long.

I used to have one of those of the side of my boob. Was so light it would just float around in zero wind. Seems to have disappeared 🤷🏻‍♀️

@seekingwaxwings YES !
Then trying to find the buggers with your tweezers !

@Windyatthebeach yes, just like a triffid

@seekingwaxwings how long before it’s supposed to get working?

@seekingwaxwings

Chin hairs can fuck off. The black ones aren't so bad imo because you can see them to pluck them out; worse are the blonde ones with the texture and thickness of wire that you can feel with your fingers as they sprout but can't see to pluck cos your eyes have gone to shit too.

Oh yes. The dance where you move from room to room to get the best light, with your new old person glasses on and your nose and the tweezers right up against the mirror because while you can feel the little fuckers you can't see anything amymore.