Things you have learned by now/adulting fails

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

At the ripe old of age of 60, I have discovered that you have to take the key off the corned beef tin and turn it with the handle free of the edge. 40 years of scraping the damn stuff out with a knife. I am an arse.

Should have. Double arse.

I can't change sheets at the age of 32. Well, I can, it just takes me 10 times longer than normal people. I once fell about in hysterics as I had to rotate the sheet FIVE times because every time I put a corner on I convinced myself I'd put it on sideways. So I rotated it 90 degrees to the next corner and it STILL wouldn't fit. It's a double so clearly rectangular I went all the way around the bed and then some and was completely baffled and giggling alone in the middle of a crumpled pile of sheets. Another time it took me a full 30 mins to put pillowcases on two sets of pillows