Sporners gather round! It’s fairly gross.

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I had THE best evening last night! DS has a massive boil on his cheek. It was literally the size of my ring finger nail and when I rubbed it I could feel the pus moving around. He actually asked me to pop it!!

So, I prepared my needle and popped it only for a load of pus to hit my forehead! DS laughed so much. Then I got to squeeze it and all the white stuff came out in varying lengths like a thin white snake 🐍 I so wish I’d filmed it!

It was so awesome. DS actually had to pick some pus out of my hair so it’s a good thing I’ve got a strong stomach.

Anymore more good spot/boil stories??!!

I'm so jealous, apart from the pus in your hair bit. You filthy sporner.

Oooh you dirty sporner! I’m so jealous

Oh yes, you should be jealous! There was such a satisfying pop. I’m still thinking about it now (saddo)!!

So much envy

Pics or it didnt happen.

@mogtheexcellent I can’t tell you how gutted I am that I don’t have pics or preferably a vid. Would a sworn affidavit from my DS be acceptable?

Pics next time will be fine!