I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings...

[Pickles89]

so I really hope the designer behind these doesn't find this thread and end up deeply wounded, but no, they're not sexy...

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Men-Underwear-Gay-Sexy-Briefs-Mesh-See-Through-Underpants-Male-Panties-Jockstrap/274293009965?hash=item3fdd232e2d:m:mKP2265aOduJoEai40FzrYw

The things that come up when you Google! I searched for 'Male Playmobil beach figure'!!

I TOTALLY disagree

Searching for Playmobil figures my arse!

They would be on Brad Pitt

Assuming you're a straight woman you are definitely not their target audience.

I just clicked on your link and now I am worried that these or similar will come up on my viewed or suggested whenever I visit ebay!

Ugh.