A friend needs some inventive words she can label her ex (in her head)

[Wrybread]

My friend isn't on here yet. She has an abusive ex and is enjoying calling him all sorts of names in her head etc but she'd like some new inventive ones to add to her collection. I'm not much help to her on this, as I'm not really a sweary type. Cockwomble and wankbadger are the best I've given her, and I got them from on here anyway. Can you help?

Scunner

Arsebadger

My friend and I call my ex CC
Condescending Cunt

Twinkle twinkle you’re a twat
I’d like to hit you with a bat
Break your knees and smash your jaw
Wipe your face all on the floor
Twinkle twinkle you’re a twat
But I’m free of you and that is that.

Someone tell Bernie Taupin he has competition.....😆😆

Tall her to do some googling into Scottish swearwords and their meanings. they might add a nice little novelty to things because they will likely be new to her.

To start her off here's but a few. They all have more impact if you precede the with ye fucking

Ringpiece (although I personally like shit covered ringpiece blush)
Bawbag
Dobber
Fannybaws
Boabby
Pishface
Tube
Wallaper
Radge

I also have a family member who quite often uses these as insults. They apply to anyone or infact anything my family member is annoyed by at the time!

Cunt in cunts clothing or baboon in baboons clothing.

I was so angry with the dog yesterday I called him an Arsebaggage. Made dh laugh anyway!

Love it @ChameleonCircuit. Are you Elton John

My ex is called Lard. Sums him up nicely.
My friend's is Dicky McDickface..

Dickhead McDickface