Things that people say are amazing but are actually shit

[Horehound]

I'll start:
The food at IKEA. Especially the over hyped meatballs!
Cheap crap!

Wild strawberries.

Harry Potter. I don’t get the fuss about it.

Friday Night Dinner - cringe-worthy unfunniness
Victoria Wood - ditto
Amy Winehouse
Killing Eve
Tom Hardy - looks like an unremarkable school dad

Cottage cheese
Disney Land
Universal
Florida
Harry Potter books (need a good edit)
Pretty Woman (Glorification of prostitution)
Breaking Bad (Have tried and failed to get past the second ep 10 times)
The Sophranos (See Breaking Bad)
A Star Is Born (Gaga version - I was desperate for him to die so it would be over)

@suchclearwater

Mrs Brown's Boys is beyond shite.

Yep.

Hot tubs. Actually body fluid infested skank pits.

having a long luxurious bath

@GreenTeaMug

Music festivals. GOD I HATE THEM. (Only been to one. Never again).

I traipsed around with DS1 and two foldup B&Q deckchairs. Towards the end I turned to the much older couple next to em and said; 'Do you want these chairs/ if I have to carry them a step farther I am going to shooot msyelf'. They were delighted! That was the best bit by far.

In retrospect going to a festival miles form home with my loud-music hating ASD child who had a horror of portaloos was proabably a mistake (although he wanted to go). I spent hundreds of pounds. I was almost crying by the end of it.

Totally agree with you, I've been to one ever and it was enough to put me off ever going to another one

[quote PuppyMonkey]@Sparklingbrook I say gravy on all of them. [/quote]
Lol at gravy.

Tom Hardy and Ryan Gosling..
I can’t see why....

@Sonichu Gin. Just drink a bottle of cheap perfume and be done with it. Yes, yes, yes. In RL no one agrees with me, I am so happy I am no longer the only one.

The priest from Fleabag. Not actually hot at all.

Center Parcs
Spas
Zoom quizzes

Oh, also chihuauhas - butt ugly, nasty, snappy, yappy filthy rotten little fleabags usually owned by the false lash/nails/rainbow hair clones and treated as nothing more than another fashion accessory.

Disney..
Burgers.
Cheesecakes.

Nutella. It tastes like paste

Yes to musicals , esp The Lion King
Yes to David Walliams
Don't understand the hype of z listers - Gemma Collins et al
BBQs
Wedding receptions
Cream cakes
House parties
Gender reveal parties

Oh, I've got one: the NCT.
Also, more generally, baby playgroups as a way to make new friends/socialise "now you're a mum" (groan)

Forgot prosecco. Revolting, sweet nasty stuff. Give me cava any day.

Star Wars.

Nando's
Starbuck's/Costa et al
Game of Thrones
French Bulldogs
London

Personalised number plates

Also,
hypnobirthing
Kegels
... The NHS? (The institution, not specific individuals)

Christmas is highly overrated