Honestly I am clinging onto my last remaining bit of sanity.
There's a nest of starlings on our roof. The noise has been horrendous, but they left last week, revealing a lovely scratching noise at 4.30 most mornings. It doesn't move which I suppose is a bonus. Asked neighbour next door and he cheerfully mentioned that they had a squirrel, oh, about 2 months ago. So now I'm freaking out that there's a furry rodent as well.
I can't get pest control out until Monday at the earliest. This is honestly my worst nightmare and I can't sleep for listening for noises.