I'm having all the lasses round after this shit ends. What food and drink am I doing?

[BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz]

(Note: "lasses" means women/adult females/boozing buds/people I'm going to tell how much I "fucking love" when I'm rat arsed)

I'm thinking so far.....

Camembert baked with bread for dunking
Sausage rolls (because we are Northern)
Aperol Spritzes because they get me less drunk than prosecco which means I can have more.

What else?

If I had people coming over...

Spicy nuts
Tortilla chips
Hummus (different flavours)
Pizza... lots of pizza
Processo

I'm northern, can I come?

I'd go Prosecco Pong and Ring of Fire drinking game but I'm common as muck.

I usually do a big pot of chilli or curry with jacket potatoes because I can cook it before and leave it on a low heat.

Do you like gin? Start now in readiness. I've got a litre each of a rhubarb, an apple and BlackBerry and a raspberry on the go in kilner jars

Oh Prosecco Pong. Absoloutley. I have those red plastic beakers already.

Yes I'm a gin fan but never made my own. I've a selection of flavoured gins on the go already so will make sure they are topped up.

Pizzas and nachos yes.

Pulled pork, guacamole and mojitos.

Actually, don't play Ring of Fire. I got hammered and threw up for a day and a half. Lots of fun though