Anyone fancy a round of "what junk is on my table"?

[Kalim8]

There's only so much I can fit in my pockets so I am updating the name of this game from "what has it got in it's pockestses" to "what junk is on my table?".
It's a small fold away table.
Would you care to guess what items it currently holds?

No prizes, sorry - but we all get to "win the fun".

A cup, a wrapper of some kind and signed photograph of Charlie Chaplin

Glasses case
Box of tissues
Glass that used to have wine in but is now just murky scum
Bicycle puncture repair kit
Copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (German version)
A troll doll with pink hair

Surprisingly, no.

glass of wine
two empty crisp packets
Hairbrush
Three empty chilled coffee cups that I'm planning to plant things in

Sunglasses
Painkillers

Also no, I love the highly specific guesses though.

I just looked up and there IS a troll doll but it doesn't count sadly as it's on a different table (in a different room, I like to travel).

Pencil
Pen
Phone
School books
Coasters

Hand cream
A receipt
Keys

Bottle of Coca cola
knife
ipad/phone
Paracetamol
Lamp
Pizza leftover sans plate

Does my working from home equipment count as junk?

My will to live
My patience
My sanity
A used tissue
Some poncy coffee table book no one has ever or will ever read and it was bought just to make you look better in front of the snobby friends when they come round for wine

Oh I misunderstood the game. Apologies. I will guess tangerine peel, the remnants of Easter eggs and an unfinished jigsaw.

Tape measure
Hammer
Half eaten apple
A peg

Notebook
2-3 pens
Sheet of stickers
Can of cat food

Board game pieces which should have been put away
Some receipts
Some mail for the previous occupant which hasn't been returned yet
A half empty box of tissues
An empty coffee mug

I don't have a coffee table, but I bet that's what would be on one if I did.

Secateurs
Dog worming tablets
Mascara
A hand written recipe
Shopping list
Bag of apples

@circusintown is correct with:
Coasters

And close with:
Schoolbooks

@ladyhummingbee is close with:
A bottle of cola

@cookiemonster5 - my patience etc is stuffed behind the sofa

No to everything else.

@anothermurkyday is close with boardgame pieces
Yeah you can have that as they are pieces - in an unopened box but pieces they be.

Coffee general junk table

One large bowl of lego
a tray
a pair of scissors
a glue stick
numerous bits of cut up paper some stuck to each other
a ukulele
2 New Scientist magazines
A cushion
an x box controller
a couple of dvd cases
a kaleidoscope (I didn't even know we had a kaleidoscope)

Oh how I miss the days I'd clear a surface and it would stay clear until they returned from school.... this isn't even that big a table ..

Lockdown has seen me succumb to the encroaching wilderness

I currently have on mine

3 x handcreams
2 x remote controls
3 x coasters
scissors
Address book
Hairbrush
Critical Care Nursing textbook
Charging cable for my headphones

Sorry misunderstood... do you have any of thos things on yuor table OP?

Crackers (pieces)
Cook books or a kindle
Candle
A cat

A pen
Hair bobbles
Sweet wrappers
The remote control

@listsandbudgets yes to:
Glue stick
Numerous pieces of cut up paper