Ok, so I'm going straight to hell....

[starlightgazers]

But is it actually possible to read this with a straight face (if you haven't already read it).

www.thesun.co.uk/news/11384369/pensioner-flung-out-fighter-jet-ejector-seat-france/

The way it's written too!! I'm dying...

Oh my 🤣
I particularly liked that they felt it necessary to explain that if the pilot had ejected the plane would have crashed 😳🤣

this validates my hatred for surprises!

The absurdity of the story reminds me of a book but I can't think what it is. Any ideas?

It's funny from the beginning but I lost it when he lost his helmet that wasn't fastened properly under his chin 😂😂

I just totally lost it. That has given me the best laugh in ages

Hilarious, I'll be seeing you in hell!

I’m in bed shaking with laughter OP trying not to wake DH Although he too would find it hilarious!!

Actual tears at this bordering on hysteria 🤣🤣🤣

Looks like there's going to be quite a crowd of us

I particularly liked that they felt it necessary to explain that if the pilot had ejected the plane would have crashed

Yes!! There's a few hidden gems in it, it's the article that just keeps giving haha.

I had to reread it to check he had actually survived

Saw this and thought of this thread. Definitely applies to me a lot of the time

I hope Inspector Clouseau was one of the investigating officers. It seems the sort of incident he’d be suited to :)

Hilarious, haven’t laughed so much in ages really needed that. Poor man I’m surprised his trousers were the only thing he lost 🤣

Absolutely fucking dying 🤣🤣

i shouldnt laugh
but
omg rofl

That’s hilarious!!

Someone must have a very small penis to feel the need to show off in such an overt way.

This is amazing. 😂😂😂

The way that mention not once but twice that he's an "unidentified" man. A UFO???

The unnecessary detail in this makes it hilarious! 😂

Book me a seat , I am coming with you to hell .
( please can we not go by fighter plane )

RISKY CONSEQUENCES

🤣

If it were a scene in a film you’d be rolling your eyes and thinking as if that would ever happen in real life. 🙈

It's like a scene in Wallace and Gromit.