Bigamists and adulterers how are you coping?

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Just wondered? Must be a new level of sneaky to keep that up.

It's an absolute nightmare tbh.

Luckily DH1 is a keyworker so he's staying away.

DH2 I'm quarantining with.

DH3 I've had to tell him I'm a key worker so I'm staying away...it was a tough sell but obviously I'm a good liar!

Can't wait for this to be over. DH2 is getting suspicious about all the private zoom calls I have to take.

It's hard going but I'm getting really good at shinning up drainpipes at 4am, stopping 2m from the top for social distancing. I don't think Dh (either) has noticed yet.

The neighbour next door has gone from having loud sex with his mistress in his car round the corner to having loud phone sex with her at the end of garden, so he's doing ok I suppose

Quite a niche thread! Especially the bigamy bit

I'd imagine absence may be making those unfaithful hearts grow fonder. And a lot of phone sex.

Powerhouse the Thursday night clapping in your street sounds like it might be awkward 😬😬😬😬

@NuffSaidSam 😂

@custodiandiscount I have a great mental image there 😂

They’ll be a lot of people putting on weight without regular shaggage......

I actually know of someone who has discovered her H long term affair / 2nd family in the last week due to this situation. Not fun.

infamy !

@HugeAckmansWife Please share! So glad he was found out. Sorry for the hurt wives

The virus and the baby has prob been a blight on BoJo' s antics but Chequers might allow him to 'recover'

I was wondering why Carrie S was allowed to move from the flat she was in to where BJ is and secondly why BJ was allowed to move from No. 10 after hospital to a different house when no one else is allowed to move houses or between houses or to see their girl friend or boyfriend even

I stopped to adjust my bike chain, next to a local pub ( closed, of course). I realised that there was a very passionate one sided conversation going on just behind the pub garden wall. As I went to get back on my bike, the man came out from behind the wall, plus dog - and we both realised we lived in the same road. I had passed his wife taking their children back into the house about 5 minutes before .......

@HugeAckmansWife OMG poor woman. How is she coping? Did he leave to stay with the other family?

@JellyfishandShells wow. I bet he went white. Poor woman.

Not my story to tell, so I won't. But it is happening, people are being caught out and a lot of cheated on spouses are having to deal with the fall out without the usual support you'd get from family, someone taking the kids for a few hours etc. Awful.

So sad. I bet there are a lot of people being caught out. Sadly like you say it's the partners and children paying the price in many ways.

Xenia
Boris moved from hospital to Chequers. No 10 is a working environment no rest and recuperation there for a man recovering from being in intensive care.
Given the level of spite and vitriol against Boris he's probably safer at Chequers and I expect Carrie is too.
But hey you just carry on telling all and sundry that Boris is a bigamist and an adulterer. He's one but not both but why let the truth get in the way of a good fucking verbal kicking.

Im lucky my lover has a two metre long dick, so we can still Maintain social distancing.

No ten has a perfectly good large flat for recuperation purposes. He’s just using the same rules that allow Gove’s daughter access to a test but not frontline staff. There are obviously two sets of rules.

Check out the number of men on their phones with a new found enthusiasm for walking the dog...

the Thursday night clapping in your street sounds like it might be awkward

Nah, it would mask the big finish

Constance good for you 🤣😂🤣😂