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I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

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antisupermum · 07/04/2020 13:49

Clean the toastie machine after he has used it.

If lockdown/isolation has taught me anything, its that the boundary of family contentment and compromise ends when the toastie machine comes out.

What do you refuse to do for love?

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ArthurDentsSpaceTowel · 07/04/2020 13:52

Unblock the loo. I'll do it for the kids till they learn to sort themselves out, but adults need to clean up after themselves unless they're really ill.

OuterMongolia · 07/04/2020 13:54

Remove the dead mouse from the mousetrap. I am chief spider catcher though.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 07/04/2020 13:57

Catch spiders.

minipie · 07/04/2020 13:57

Deal with his skid marks in the loo.
Iron.

DangerCat01 · 07/04/2020 13:58

Bum sex

motorcyclenumptiness · 07/04/2020 13:59

Hoover the stairs

Iwalkinmyclothing · 07/04/2020 14:07

Pretend to give a shit about the stupid online game he plays

antisupermum · 07/04/2020 14:14

@DangerCat101 Grin Grin Grin

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