Corona is a birch so I drank a gin too many

[undercoverhero74]

Fml!!! I’m a keyworker working 12+ hours and I came home and had a drink.
Problem is Iv had two or three more than I should and the kid (1yr) will wake in approx 3hrs 🤷🏼‍♀️ the step kids (10 & 12) get here in 8hrs. I fudged up. How am I gonna cope 😩
Am I doomed??
Will the kid let me sleep?
Please tell me these stories have happy endings 😂😂
If not any tips on a hangover day???

I meant bitch 🤦🏼‍♀️ but birch sounds just as effect

If step kids are arriving, you presumably have a partner there. Guess whose turn it is to take care of the 1 yr old.

You deserve a drink or 5. Now go sleep it off.

Get your partner to entertain the kids this morning and enjoy a rest!