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Alternative songs to wash your hands to

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homemadecommunistrussia · 15/03/2020 10:52

Happy Birthday is crap
I am going with Lipscar by Mega City Four
The bit I can remember takes me about 25 seconds to sing in my head.Smile

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AlCalavicci · 15/03/2020 11:01

I was trying to come up with something better last night and came across this

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/08/us/hand-washing-songs-decades-trnd/index.html,

Jail hose rocking going on in my bathroom Grin

Whatthefunk · 15/03/2020 11:01

I sing frigging in the riggin, very quietly, makes it less of a chore...

Flowerbunty · 15/03/2020 11:02

The opening to dolly Parton jolene...

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AlCalavicci · 15/03/2020 11:02

jail hose ? ffs house

Feenie · 15/03/2020 11:04

It's 4 rounds of Hey Now Now

If you know, you know Wink

SkelingtonArgument · 15/03/2020 11:04

Pick your own favourite and create your own hand washing poster here: washyourlyrics.com

homemadecommunistrussia · 15/03/2020 11:06

Loving Frigging in the Rigging! An absolute classic. Grin

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iklboo · 15/03/2020 11:43

All the hygiene people, All the hygiene people
Wash your hands up, wash your hands up
If you like it then you should have put some soap on it
If you like it then you should have put some soap on it

elizabethdraper · 15/03/2020 11:44

Its baby shark in our house

HomerSimpsonSmilingPolitely · 15/03/2020 11:56

Replay - iyaz

5poundwhiskcomeonladies · 15/03/2020 11:57

17 by mk for you and. Oof by elise ecklund for the DC

Nanasueathome · 15/03/2020 11:58

Humpty Dumpty

midsomermurderess · 15/03/2020 12:03

Someone on Twitter recommended the Stone Roses 'I am the Resurrection'.

PhilCollinsFingerWag · 15/03/2020 12:58

I’m now singing friggin in the riggin. WITHOUT the hand washing 😂

BobbinThreadbare123 · 15/03/2020 13:00

Bounce by System of a Down
Violently clean!

Yourownpersonaljesus · 15/03/2020 13:17

homemadecommunistrussia I love Mega City Four - I'm going to try that one. Though my favourite Mega's song was probably Anne Bancroft. What other bands did you like back in the day?

BearSoFair · 15/03/2020 13:18

I'm using the 'ba-da ba-da ba-dadada' synth part from the middle of Yazoo - 'Only You' with one line of the chorus as a lead in Grin It's always stuck in my head anyway so might as well make use of it!

Genderwitched · 15/03/2020 16:49

My Mum, 88 sings God Save the Queen Smile

homemadecommunistrussia · 15/03/2020 20:11

Senseless Things, Carter USM, The Family Cat, Dinosaur JR. Birdland, Teenage Fanclub, Drive, Bob, PWEI, Neds! & loads more stuff, I still love them too.Grin

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ElizabethinherGermanGarden · 15/03/2020 20:13

Gangsta's Paradise, up to 'what can I say?'

billydilly · 15/03/2020 20:14

Red Right Hand by Nick Cave, obviously

ElizabethinherGermanGarden · 15/03/2020 20:14

I'm also doing the Out, out, damn spot speech from Macbeth

Pipandmum · 15/03/2020 20:15

I just count. Works a treat!

TheLovleyChebbyMcGee · 15/03/2020 20:19

Fragile rock, up to the end of the doozers bit!

LittleTopic · 15/03/2020 20:23

The chorus only Bat Out Of Hell, up to “I’ll come crawling on back to you” Grin