If you like MN you'll love...?

[SausageCrush]

I often see this about recommendations for Netflix dramas and thought I'd see what else I should be spending online time on - as well as MN of course

Repeatedly sticking your hand into a running food blender

I'm not doing this right, am I?

Men, only joking.

Turning up the voices inside your head that shriek about the fact that you had a non-Diet Coke and didn’t dust your skirting boards...?

Masochism.

Bring punched in the face when you thought you might get a hug.

Oh I was doing it right. 🙌

You absolutely were, @BadEyeBri? Though I suspect the OP was hoping for a different type of thread.

'Bring punched in the face when you thought you might get a hug.'

Best post I've seen on here, and I've been here 10+ years

These are brilliant!
I'm a bit square, so I actually came in to say if you like MN you'll probably love Houzz too. Sorry to be boring!

Sorry OP for hijacking contrite face

You lot are hilarious .

OP, perhaps you could start a new site called emotional kickboxing?

Banging your head against a brick wall

This needs to be kept going...

Shitting in your own hands and clapping?

Being told to leave your significant other.

Films I could recommend..

Mean Girls
Liar, liar
Trolls
The Judge

Having your prejudices confirmed by a DRE. Yup, that's definitely a single purpose orifice.

Wearing judgy pants and hoiky bosom bra while clutching your pearls.

@iklboo where does one get a hoiky bosom bra? I feel I am missing out. Are they in the big girl pants section?

@BadEyeBri - yes. Just across the aisle from the cats' bum mouth section

Pandemic

It'll make a change from the coronavirus threads.

@iklboo I couldn't have the cats bum mouth upgrade added to my resting bitch face. It still makes me sad.

Packing up and moving house at the slightest inconvenience from your neighbours.