Sorry the cafe is late this morning

[sashh]

OK I'm looking east for breakfast, so rolled omelettes with mirin, fish, rice, nasi goreng, kedgeree.

The usual tea and coffee but the fruit juices are mango, lychee and Guava.

I am NOT, repeat NOT serving Durian, and anyone who brings one into the cafe will be banned.

Ooohhhh what have I stumbled on here then? Is that a whiff of fun I'm getting??

@sittingonacornflake

Yes.

Those of us with insomnia, night breast feeding etc gather at my cafe where I make breakfast. Usually 3-4.00am.

Here have some Guava juice

I'll have the breakfast special please. Mango juice. Chai.

Feeling very lonely this morning.

Just about to wake the DC to go to Crufts. So just a quick mango juice for me please and I'll get something on the train!

(this is such a lovely thread)

Are you sure you haven’t got Durian? There’s an odd smell in here!

Listening to a teething toddler shout “a-AH!” to himself. (The teething wakes him up but then he’s perfectly happy to practice talking for hours 🤦‍♀️). I’ve got a v important interview Monday so I’m just lying here feeling nervous.

Nasi Goreng sounds amazing, one plateful please!

Rolled omelette please and coffee.

I’ve left the durian outside.

Oh good, quietly slips into a seat by the door.

Kedgeree please... and a hot chocolate please. I have been up since 4am with my baby grandson - sorting him out and trying to get him back to sleep! I think he has just gone off ...

@MooseBeTimeForSummer you can probably smell the one @caulkheaded has left outside.

OK one plate of Nasi Goreng (I actually do this occasionally IRL), one rolled omelette, help yourselves to fruit juices.

@TheBitchOfTheVicar why are you feeling lonely, can we help? I'll get you a nasi goreng and a mango juice, tea with cardamom to follow.

Ooh sounds fabulous! I'm STARVING so will take 2 of everything please!

Currently trying to night wean my 2 year old so we are often awake from 4 having a little chat about whether its morning or night time (we have different opinions on this as you might expect)

Hmmmm, cardamom tea and kedgeree. That really would be in my dreams as I have a tender stomach at present (actually the teas fine)

@TheBitchOfTheVicar wassup pusscat?

Morning
Could I have a nasi goreng please?
I should had some last night but I managed to drop it on the floor...had toast instead.

Not too much pain last night, @Sashh?

Good morning, up since 3.20. A large coffee and something eastern sounds fab. Durian languishing outside in my bicycle basket.

@Frownette

I had a little too much wine yesterday evening.

Ooo a cold mango juice please.
Do you have any mackerel?

Sounds AMAZING. I'll have a chai tea latte and an omelette please.

Been up all night with baby boy and I'm utterly exhausted and miserable. Im meant to be having a rare night out to go to a concert but will probably cancel as I'm going to feel even worse by 7pm when my hurricane of a child goes to bed.
Also have nothing nice to wear that fits apart from tatty old maternity leggings and generally feeling really down this morning and needed this rant

Well, why not!

I’ll take one of everything on the whole menu please.

(I got up with my non-sleeping 3yo a grand total of 11 times between 9pm and 3am. Cosleeping/breastfeeding baby had a particularly wriggly night and finally stopped being a nob around 3am. But the 4yo, then decides to mix it up a little by strolling into my room, waking me and the baby just before 6am with absolutely zero fucks to give that her GroClock hasn’t turned to the sun yet )

Thanks @sashh and @frownette

Nasi goreng is one of my favourites.

Just, you know, when you are surrounded by people you know well, who you love, but you are just... different. And to defend your position would cause a shitstorm of the worst kind. So you remove yourself. And you cry.

I've got a bit of pregnancy nausea but could still eat all of that! Ill have one of everything! I'll need to sit near the toilet tho just in case!

@TheBitchOfTheVicar curl up with your chai and deep breaths.

I've never cooked nasi goreng actually, used to do kedgeree all the time

I have always wanted to have Kedgeree for breakfast, I’ll just perch on this little table by the counter so i can watch the kitchen too.

Can I just have a cup of tea?

@IhaveaBigBum I remember those feelings... What's the concert? Can you dress up your maternity leggings? Sometimes it's worth the effort to force yourself out of the house (I probably didn't heed that advice). 

@TheBitchOfTheVicar for you.