DH is brilliant in nearly every way but the way he eats a bag of crisps makes me want to strangle him. I’m not sure of his method but could be because he doesn’t put his whole hand in the bag cos his man-sized hand is too big. so he just gets some crisps out with his thumb and middle 2 fingers, leaving the others sticking out the sides getting in the way of the packet. Whatever it is, his hand is in there for ever making so much bloody noise to get one mouthful of crisps! the packet goes crackle, crackle, CRACKLE for ages and ages while he’s rooting round until out his hand comes with his crispy prize. And then he seems to crunch, crunch CRUNCH in the loudest way possible before going in again for the never ending crackling . I find it so intolerable!
I don’t understand it! I put my whole hand in almost noiselessly and pick out my crisps and put them in my mouth and barely make any noise, I don’t think.
I might suggest he starts putting them in a bowl instead unless he wants me to serve divorce papers. 
Does anyone else’s OH have any similar irritating bad habits? This is lighthearted only, obviously.....