Minor embarrassing moments- tell me yours?

[ItchyScratch]

I’d love to hear of your minor embarrassing moments after my weird one today..

Popped into Iceland for a few things.
Two things I needed were not in there so I knew I would need to go next door to the B&M.

As my memory is shocking I said over and over and over again in my head...
“Custard & rice, custard & rice, custard & rice”
To be sure to not forget the two things I needed.

After a long queue at the till I got to my turn and the cashier said:
“Would you like a bag?”
I said
“Custard & rice please”

In front of at least 5 other queue’rs.

CRINGE

The woman was just like
“Erm ok” ....awkward laugh.

I’d just started a new job and I was drinking a can of Irn Bru in the office, which is the worst offender for making me gassy. I headed to the loo but underestimated how heavy a door in the middle of the corridor was so when I pushed it open the force basically burped me, like a baby. The door swung open and I did an unexpected belch outside a meeting room, which was open and occupied

I do like to make an entrance!