Kids just take the piss don't they?

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Came to bed to find Dd age 10 has eaten all my chocolate stash while running my phone battery down. She denied this - even though she was holding the phone and the empty wrapper was in her lap!

Then she comes back into my room - laughing - to tell me that the cat had been sick.

I told her that she had worm flu as revenge. Bloody kids.

This is lighthearted btw.

Dd knows that Worm Flu doesn't exist.

You just reminded me I want chocolate😍
But yes, totally something my younger brother does. Drains my mum's phone battery without a care. You know what really ticks me off though, when they've eaten the last of something and then put the empty wrapper or bottle back in the cupboard!!!!! Grinds me... glad I moved out😂

I would've handed her the rubber gloves and disinfectant and told her to get on with cleaning it up.