Kids Show Conspiracy Theories

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Here's mine:
Baby Jake is actually the son of the eldest sister. Covered up as they're a very religious family.
Scooby Doo is set in a post apocalyptic landscape with no rules and adults who don't abide by social norms anymore.

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Famous five were actually offspring of criminals, they seemed to attract criminal activity...

@Gotaprettypup woah that's a good one!

Postman Pat is actually in charge of a large County Lines drug running operation, assisted by Mrs Goggins. Uses the postal service as a cover for distributing high grade heroin and crack around the Greendale area. I mean, how else could he afford a helicopter?

@Flatwhite101

Fireman Sam is Norman Prices father

The Octonauts have always concerned me. Their technology is astounding yet it must all be hugely expensive. I’m thinking - GDP of Switzerland expensive.

Who can be funding this and why? I reckon it’s Putin- he is spying on the oceans and recruiting fish to disrupt western economies.

And PS- under normal circumstances, housing a polar bear with a domestic cat, a penguin, an otter and a rabbit would result in carnage. Therefore, the octonauts must be elaborate state sponsored AI.

@Flatwhite101 yep that explains why he is never fired. His ineptitude is part of an elaborate scheme.

Not really a conspiracy theory but I'm pretty certain that Mr Onion from Moon and Me is unfalteringly in love with Dibilo, and its sadly unrequited. A bit mr burns and smithers like.

Wombles are real

Collie Wobble from Moon & Me is the love child of IT and Krusty the clown.

The Rugrats are all dead and they are together in heaven.

The whole new series of Bing without Mark Ryalance's voice for Flop is like Terminator 2 when the foster parents are killed and impersonated by the new terminator..

And there’s this . . . creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory

I think Fred and Shaggy are draft dodgers.

Postman Pat is actually in charge of a large County Lines drug running operation, assisted by Mrs Goggins. Uses the postal service as a cover for distributing high grade heroin and crack around the Greendale area. I mean, how else could he afford a helicopter?

i love this theory

I definitely agree! @Gotaprettypup

Wombles are real So are the Clangers.

Miss Hooley was having affairs with PC Plum, Spencer and Archie. That's why she was always leaving the nursery.

Suzie Sweet was an alcoholic who kept her drink under the counter in the shop.

The pontipines and their neighbours are part of a large free love and sex hippy commune.

These have all made my morning. Octonaughts are Putin's spies

@Gotaprettypup this is obviously true. One night when Penny was away on a hen, Fireman Sam had too many rums, Dilys was looking like a snack, they had a one night stand. Ten years later, Norman sets fires to desperately seek the attention of his estranged father. Sam doesn't ASBO the little shit through fear that Dilys will reveal all.

The TellyTubbies are MK Ultra experiments