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Let me guess your real life fantasy partner

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Lostintransfixation · 27/12/2019 20:19

If you had settled down with your teen idol/teen crush, how would your life be now? Would s/he be what you hoped he would be, once you settled down? I think mine would be a total PITA.

He does sweet FA around the house. He's a good dad, clear boundaries and generous with gifts for dcs but no practical help whatsoever.

He is pretty vain. Spends an unbelievable amount of time looking after himself, visiting dermatologists, beauty therapists, dieticians, personal trainer, hairstylist, wardrobe consultant. He also plays various instruments every day and sings a lot, which has its pluses and minuses. But he is very beautiful so not a total let down. He is bilingual and completely fluent in both langauges. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else, but really isn't. He just likes sounding philosophical which confuses people. On the odd occasion that he sings to me, I forget that he's a total numpty. His bandmates don't like him much. He still has adoring fans all around the world.

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ShinyNewNameTimeAgain · 27/12/2019 20:21

I’d have been shagging Leonardo Di Capri for a couple of years and then been dumped a decade ago when I got too old.

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