Christmas 'F-Off Thread'

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Would anyone like to join me in a Christmas F-Off thread? Please come and vent your frustrations here. It's free and it's cleaner then sticking your head up the turkey to deafen the screams.

• Everyone who won't acknowledge my disability and the effect it has on my life can fuck off.
• Everyone who claims not to know how it effects me despite being told can fuck off.
• Everyone who breaks their promises can fuck off.
• Everyone pretending to care who doesn't can fuck off.

Seasons greetings to everyone else.

People who make a point of saying on social media they will be offline for a few days - do you really think we give a shit?

You're not pew dew pie

The DFS Sale can Fuck Off - has it started yet?

Sprouts can fuck off! Has the green little bastards

Hate not had

@treesdragon did it ever even end to restart?
That bloody great big spider that shot across the floor and hid behind the radiator last night can fuck right off. The eight hairy legged bastard thing.

DH.

Yes dear I know you feel poorly because I had it a week ago but you know what? I took some paracetamol and cracked on. I went to work, I sorted the last bits of Christmas presents etc etc.

You can just fuck off lying there on the sofa moaning and feeling sorry for yourself all the while refusing to take any kind of medication that might make you feel a wee bit better.

notsodimwit
Sprouts can fuck off! [Hate] the green little bastards

I love them! We had them fried in Marmite and honey and they were delicious. I had 14 of them

I'm sat in hospital with my dying nana. So yes Xmas can now fuck off.

drinkingeggnogoutofamug I'm sorry, hope you're holding up and your Nana is comfortable

Dh can fuck off. Ds has an awful cough and cold and couldn't breathe lying down last night so I propped him in the corner of the L shaped couch to sleep between coughing fits while I "slept" on the other bit. Dh had a full night's sleep so came to relieve me at 7.30. He came back up to bed at 9 and slept until 12

A certain flat sharer can fuck right off. Little man syndrome, OCD and thinks he should be aloud to use the kitchen at any time but we must not use it early morning/evening (some of us work shifts). He hates cooking smells (except his own) and sprays fake rose air freshener (foul) everywhere. Bangs doors like a petulant child and bellows incoherently . Thank fuck he went to 'friends' (small man syndrome support group???) Christmas day so the rest of the flat got some peace. He wanted us to move our stuff around as the cupboards were labelled Flat 4, 2, 3, 1 - It was like that when I moved in years ago and bothered no one. He demanded we change over. He also changed the freezer drawers over as some were slightly cracked due to no one defrosting some time ago (I was away). I was going to defrost the freezer this time but sent a note to everyone checking they were okay with me moving their stuff out the freezer etc. His reply was screwed up in a ball by the door..... And no, he is not 5 years old....

@drinkingeggnogoutofamug I'm so sorry

Everything except tea can fuck off, for varied reasons.

Tea understands though, lovely tea.