Reading too quickly means i see some very odd thread titles

[Ownerofmultiplechimps]

Does anyone else do this, I read very fast & when scrolling on here i end up taking parts of multiple thread titles & reading something very different.

"Pissed on coffee table" anyone!

Oh thank god it’s not just me! I’ve misread some absolute belters

me too

Not me....

I do it all the time and end up reading the OP and first post them going back to the title to try and figure out what the devil they are on about