Fucking Toast Toppers

[Itschristmasimallowedwine]

I regularly get annoyed when I remember that Heinz have discontinued Toast Toppers. I’m angry typing this out.

Anyone have any recipes to replicate them? Especially the chicken and mushroom one.

Have emailed Heinz again to bring them back, but they keep ignoring me

I used to love them. They used to burn my gob off as well. Them and Savoury Pancakes.

Savoury Pancakes are the single biggest cause of 3rd degree gob burns. Especially the mince one, with all unnamed chomped up meat inside.
They are the temperature of Mars (assuming Mars is really really hot.)

Ooooo curry savoury pancakes!

I didn’t know they’d been discontinued!

Ooooh, used to love the mushroom one!!

Not mars temperature! Mars is very very cold, almost the anti toast topper.
There is something about food that strips a layer off the roof of your mouth that makes it more delicious

@Itschristmasimallowedwine Thats the proper way to eat it , very thick and molten hot .

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This isn't going to go down well. They tasted like vomit. As did sandwich spread in a jar.

I loved these as well the chicken one and the mushroom one.

I was about to say that last time this came up I googled it and found a recipe. Then I realised that this is a zombie thread and is the same thread I posted it on 😂😂