DH decorated the garden this year. I'm worried a 747 might try to land in the back.

[ThisIsYourCaptainSpeaking]

Seriously, Air Traffic Control must be getting warnings of a new airport opening just outside Glasgow.

There's lots of straight lines

He likes it

Photos pls

Oh we MUST have a pic. I’m thinking aerial view from your bedroom window! Do I need sunglasses ??😎

Another one asking for photos

You can’t start a thread like this without a photo!!!

Your post made me laugh OP!
Are there lots of garden lights too?

Are you my neighbours? Does it involve a runway of lights running from first floor down the garden path? About 20 miles NE of Glasgow. If it's you, it looks festive, in a very symmetrical and ott kind of way 😂

Photo!!!!

Are you my neighbours? Does it involve a runway of lights running from first floor down the garden path? About 20 miles NE of Glasgow.

I had the actual FEAR there

Yes, symmetrically (sp.?) festive. And no, I'm not posting a photo

At least a photo, ideally an illustration/diagram too.

My DH is flying into Glasgow late tomorrow night. I will tell him to give the pilot a warning.

Diagram then.

MN rules say that you must post a photo....you can name change.

I keep telling my dog hes not allowed on the neighbour's landing strip. Two parallel lines up to the house.

Theres a worse one a short way away. All very white.

“In the absence of a photo you must provide a diagram accurately depicting the scene in question.”

^from the MN talk guidelines relating to all garden lighting topics

You can't write that post and then not put up a photo!

OP as you MUST have name changed for this thread I am sure it's safe to post a photo

@ThisIsYourCaptainSpeaking op that’s such a let down! I was looking forward to the viewing. Ah well- may your Christmas be merry and your leccy bill not too large!

Op please put up a photo.

I was worried that there was a severe RTA across the street from us, however it was just our neighbours outdoor LED lights

... better leave the landing light on then

We can only hope and pray that one of your neighbours is a MNetter and will add a small aircraft.

This is where mumsnet really needs a like button. I dont have any clever or witty comments but i feel you pain.