What's the strangest thing you've seen someone do?

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My neighbour from across the road inspired me to start this thread. You can often see through her windows in the lounge and (I assume) her master bedroom. It's extremely outing I suppose but I think she should be embarrassed and not me.

She seems to always be cleaning a lot but that's not the strangest part - She does it whilst chewing on a flannel/face cloth I see her do it all the time! Sometimes she will stop, open the lid of a cleaning product, and resume chewing the flannel and cleaning/spray the product.

No idea what that's all about and I can't make sense of it.

What's the strangest thing you've seen someone doing?

Someone running dressed as a carrot on the Snake Pass close to where the Pennine Way crosses over the road. It was a Sunday and we were listening to the charts on the radio. Bizarre.

Driving through a busy Blackpool we stopped in traffic at a busy pedestrian area when a man aged about 60 stood in the middle of the road and dropped his pants and shook his willy about whilst singing.
There were kids everywhere.
He was absolutely steaming drunk.