The new game of Mornington Crescent.

[ForalltheSaints]

Having been invited to begin the game, I shall start with a station near the birthplace of several Royals, Paddington.

Oh dear. Things have got off to a slow start, Saints. I think your bilateral transverse shunt has upset some of the traditionalists - many still remember that little contretemps in Tromso in ‘67 - but perhaps we can lure them back with a swift move to

Turnham Green