4.5 KILO Toblerone!

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My teeth ache just thinking about it.

It's currently reduced to £45!

OMG where do I get one??!!!

They're cheaper in B and M

Amazon, deal of the day (but hurry cos 66% gone already)

But is it one huge bar? Or is it a big box with lots o little ones inside it?

It's FOUR AND A HALF KILOS!

Who cares?

It's one huge bar Piglet and that's (sort of) my point, how on earth can you eat it? I feel my teeth wobble when I try and bite a normal size bar.

hammer and chisel?

p.s.

you aren't meant to bite the bar. you can suck it, or snap the triangles off by pinching the end one towards its neigbour.

But is it the dark chocolate bar? 😋

I saw this a while ago and thought it must have been a mistake, don't think I could justify spending 45 on a chocolate

Piglet it's one 78cm length toblerone

It’s in Home Bargains for that price, reduces from £75.

I wish I didn't know about this. I already have a Toblerone problem.

My dog is only slightly heavier than this chocolate bar!

Oooo

I knew someone who really loved them and her DH bought her one of the big ones for Christmas. So, after her Christmas dinner she had a chunk of it and dislocated her jaw and had to go to a+e.

Heaven knows what would happen with a 4.5kg one!

I dont know how much it weighed, but many many years ago, my Dad got a enormous toblerone at Christmas. It was indeed a hammer and chisel job to get it into suckable sized pieces. We were eating toblerone for ages (and Dad and I are chocolate fiends)

Oh god this is making me wish I wasn't currently dairy free for breastfeeding. Christmas is the worst when you can't have dairy

What's the Best Before Date ? (asking for a friend , obvs)

It’s the beat thing you will ever have! It is a lot of effort to get a chunk but it’s never ending its amazing! Get it!!!

I bought one for DH last year. It wasn’t as big as I though it’d be.

@Monstermoomin I'm derailing the thread but why are you being dairy free for breastfeeding?
I hope Santa brings me a giant Toblerone 🎅🏽

justkeeprolling I’m guessing that her child has an intolerance. My friend had to go dairy free, if she ate or drank anything with milk products in (even some processed ham) then her dc would start spewing green froth. She had to add it gradually back into her dcs diet and dc was fine by the time she was 2.

That is the weight of a kettlebell!

@Justkeeprollingalong @Doggodogington yes, she has a cow's milk protein allergy which triggers her eczema badly and affects her sleep, irritable etc. So dieticians have said to exclude and will start introducing when she is nearly 1, so a looong time to be chocolate free (and cheese but that's a whole other story)