What's the weirdest thing you do but can't admit?

[Alpacamabags]

For me I make random noises when I'm alone in the house. Along the lines of "pow and sound fx for doors etc 😂 I don't intend to do it but I do. Somehow I can reign it in when others are around.
Cheer up my Sunday and tell me yours.

If I stretch in bed I always say loudly starfish

I watch ASMR videos of people eating 😳

What is that house?

I use the loo with the door open.

I have two toy alpacas in the boot of my car, cosily tucked inside a bag which says on the side 'Alpaca My Bag'. True.

I sing like I’m the main act in a concert, sometimes I even use a ‘microphone’ (hairbrush)

I speak to myself. My mind sometimes wanders to previous conversations I've had with people or imagined conversations and I say my part of them out loud and make the facial expressions.
It takes me a while to realise I'm doing and to stop. A few people have caught me doing it which has lead to looks.

@MsPotterPepper I do this too!

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And me!! I also have ‘conversations’ with my dog, say ‘pardon me’ if I burp or ‘oops’ if I bump into something! I also talk to the telly, and argue back with people I don’t like ... politicians and the like.
I say ‘night-night’ to the dog as well...

Yay! I'm relieved to hear I'm not the only one.

I have to tap all of the door lights and cooker switches and taps before I go to bed or I can't sleep

MsPotterPepper I do that too!

I count when I chop the carrots, or whatever. But usually carrots.

I pretend I’m on a cooking show when I’m cooking in the house alone.

I also pretend I’m on Desert Island Discs.

@MsPotterPepper same. Also, the conversations I re-have in my splendid isolation always end up with me saying better things than I did when with the other person, and thus are much more satisfying.

I have little songs I sing to the dog at specific times and he knows what they all mean. Like time for tea, walks or his hair brush song etc. Bit weird now I write it down

And whilst I don't outwardly talk to myself, I have conversations in my head and make very overt facial expresions to correlate with what I'm saying, usually when I'm driving. Gets me a few concerned looks.

When I'm doing yoga, I talk as if I'm teaching someone else. It's like I've been doing it in classes for so long that I can't actually do it without hearing instructions so when I'm in the house, I'm the one who needs to say the instructions. I don't do it if anyone else is in though... the embarrassment overrides the need!

I always say please and thank you to Alexa!

The dc have started doing it now too!!

@pickleface
Aaaw I love the thought of you serenading your hound .
I sing There’s no place like home to mine and he howls back .
Also TouraLoura Loura .

@poorlymatchedsocks I do this! It's the screws on either side of light switches and recycling logos for me though

I have conversations with my dog, I ask her her opinion on brexit, the latest royal scandal, crisis in the Middle East.....she does answer back, she is extremely knowledgeable and wise..........I am also very good at ventriloquism........

I have a storyline in my head like imaginary scenarios with characters and names. I know their likes and dislikes and even their birthdays etc. I act out various storylines in my head, often inspired by films or tv shows I have seen. Almost has a script and obviously my imaginary friends have their lines too. I realise I sound insane. I usually do it in my head when I can't sleep.

@housewifeoflittleitaly me too. But my favourite is tapping. Or hauls. What's in my bag. Fall asleep to it every night!