because every time I take the spaghetti out of the packet to put it in the saucepan my brain says "There's no tea like Heinz spagett". Every, single time. At least three times a week for the past six weeks (ish). It's not even from a tin, it's lovely, durum wheat, made in Italy, dried spaghetti.
I've tried to move her over to penne, but she's not having it.