I'm going to have to sell up and move, aren't I?

[Zoidbergonthehalfshell]

One of my dogs has just been running up and down our garden, which is overlooked by two others, with a large piece of packaging from a fleshlight in his mouth. It's blindingly obvious what it is - it says, "FLESHLIGHT" in bright pink capitals on a black background

Actually, on second thoughts, I can't move - I can never go outside again...

Might be blindingly obvious to you but I have no clue

Could be worse. Could be the Fleshlight itself, complete with insert...

Ew

What on earth is a flesh light lol

Had to google this, think it's a Male sex toy. 🤷‍♀️

Googled it LMAO!

What were you saving the box for?
Send it back?

@Bluntness is right.

But yes, @Incognita, I guess it could have been a lot worse. Just hope the neighbours have bad eyesight!

Too big is it?

Is it your fleshlight or has the box come from elsewhere?

I doubt the neighbours will know what it is OP - half of us don't

@itsjusttheoneswanactually that is kind of reassuring! I'll be having a word with DH about disposing of packaging later.

Ooh, my first ever biscuit - I shall have it with my tea.

Why oh why did I google flesh light images without RTFT

I can never un see that 🙈