Just perusing active threads. Apparently, there's a "gifted and talented" section.
Who knew?
I'm a PROPER MN-er: Missed naice ham, never saw mexican house thief, don't know what a penis beaker is, and still haven't cancelled the cheque (just like 99.9% of people who post on here) [just to prove my MN credentials!]
I even filled in the census!
Anyway, I have a DD just short of turning 18. So, still (officially) a child. No discernable talents in any area. Feel an enormous need to post on there stealth boastinging about her amazing (if nonexistent) skills.
Please will you help me compose a thread to start?
(feel free to add your own)
G+T
(please pass me a stiff one)
Can you help? My DD used to be an early riser. From birth to around 8 yrs old was up first from around 3 am and moved slowly towards (and finally achieved) the 6 am window. Now as a teen she sleeps for England.
She has this incredible slouch she does on the sofa watching crap TV.
And her grunts are absolutely amazing. Her death stares have to be seen to be believed. Is she G+T cue reminder to top up mummy's glass!
p.s. Can a thread be deleted it its a TAAWSOMNYNKE*?
- thread about a whole section of MN you never knew existed