DH is a recovering alcoholic
I am not.
I am very small and lightweight.
I may have drunk half a bottle of Gordon's pink gin with tonic tonight.
My health is really shitty atm and I've had to give up my job. I've drowned my sorrows in gin this evening and danced happily round the kitchen.
The future looks bleak. But I'm happy for now.
Uggggghhhh