Feeling extremely down tonight. Please share your funniest jokes or videos

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Hi all,

My dog is very old is has been on palliative care for some weeks. It's looking like I will have to let him go in the next day or two. I'm 12 weeks pregnant with twins and my partner is away until late on Friday night.

Please hit me with something funny. Jokes, quotes, YouTube videos, anything you like to help me pass the night. Thank you.

is the cutest video. I have twins and this video reminds me of when they were small and cute so much. I love it. It really cheers me up.

Thank you @milliefiori, that's seriously cute (and funny!) :)

m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2427958440781466&id=199098633470668

That made me laugh more than it should 😬🙈

I'm sorry about your dog. My favourite videos are ones of Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie to You (on YouTube) they never fail to cheer me up

@FoldenHoard That's clearly 51k people's idea of humour but it's a bit odd to me, sorry. Thanks for sharing though!

Thanks @fromthefloorboardsup, I'll go and have a look now.

Sorry your having such a hard time. My favourite joke follows ......
A farmer asked his sheepdog to bring in the sheep. When they were safely in the pen, the farmer asked the dog how many he'd counted. The dog replied "100". That's funny, said the farmer, there were only 99 this morning. Well, said the dog, you did ask me to round them up!

I've heard a similar joke to that @onlyoneoftheregimentinstep and laughed very hard at the time. Thanks for reminding me about such a hilarious joke!

Sorry to hear this OP

Perhaps you share my view on expensive toothbrushes? Along with Rhod Gilbert...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=V39qPwKpcGg

Derry and the bat

I’m into funny adverts at the moment -

(Excuse the swear words)

Also 'Damn you auto correct' and James Fridman on Facebook, people send photos they want correcting.

I took the shell off my racing snail. I thought he'd get faster, but it just made him more sluggish.

@RosaWaiting That's comedy genius. Yes I absolutely do share your view about expensive toothbrushes! My electric toothbrush was £25 and buzzes after two minutes. That's good enough for me :D

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers please, barman".

Badoom-tish!

My daughter told me that years ago when she was in primary school

@Soola, that second one made me lugh out loud (the tramp's gusset one). The other two just make me fear for the human race, lol

Thanks @Gertie75, I'll look those up tomorrow for sure!

Thanks also @ZenNudist for that, I'm watching it now.

@DioneTheDiabolist thank you too - that's brilliant! And nicked! :)

Oh I’d forgotten the bat one!

OP any chance you remember the Go West video for King of Wishful Thinking? Because then you might enjoy this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=af6L1jBZGYA

@ZenNudist, that was brilliant, I enjoyed that. Thank you.

@SingingSands LOL! Kids jokes are great. Where did she get it from though?!

@Gingernaut I wasn't too sure what I was watching there but it is pretty clever stuff - thanks for sharing!

@RosaWaiting I'm going to get some sleep now but will watch your video tomorrow. Thanks for sharing and thank you so much to everyone else who has shared videos, jokes and pictures!

www.dailymotion.com/video/x6x315i

So sorry for what you are going through

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Sorry to hear of your troubles.

I can’t link to other bits of Rhodri’s work but our most favourite is Bambos Charalambous...