Wow, how I championed you.
Grown-up telly, free-to-air.
But... how much I resent your 'who are you?' Prove it! 'What gender are you?' Hmm? ' ... 'you have already registered with that email, so fuck off!'
You can fuck off, BBC.
You have utterly failed to read 'telly land'. I pay my license fee. As I am legally bound to do. What you can do is to enter the 21st century.
Why do you need my metrics, every sodding time I want to sit down and listen to last week's Motown show, on R2?
At least all the commercial channels who want to harvest my data know why; you, BBC, just make me cross. I pay you, you know who I am.
Do your job.